Step by step instructions on how to photograph or record a UFO.
Step 1 - Find the worst camera possible. If possible try not to use anything that has a higher resolution than .3 mega pixels. Then make sure to crop it and zoom in to the blurry image. If you can get a clear shot, then do your best to shake the camera while shooting.
Step 2 - Insert the photo into a youtube video.
Step 3 - Contact media and individual conspiracy related sites and inform them that you have a ground breaking UFO video/photograph. Let them know that you have an uncropped and unzoomed version of the photo if they will do a story on it.
Step 4 - Submit your UFO video to Reddit, Digg and other social media sites exactly when the media article is published or story is aired to spread the word. Send out a tweet and post it to facebook.
Step 5 - setup a website dedicated to your UFO encounter, include a #hash tag on twitter and also start accepting UFO stories and photos from other individuals. You’ll be known as “a fellow in the know’ and individuals will start sending you their grainy blurry photos and following the same 5 steps.
Good Luck!