Honey, I’m just not that into Christmas
November 30, 2009
Honey, as much as I enjoy spending the holiday with you I have to say, I’m not just that into Christmas.
Seriously anything that covers up the screen like that forcing me to shoot between the J and O in order to get to the target isn’t worth it. Decorations are one thing, covering up the screen is something else. I let myself get on the ladder to put up lights, I let you empty my bank account like like the Nile River going into the sea, I even let you go and send my electric bill up 20000% for the next 4-5 weeks to pay for enough lights to cover Philadelphia, but I refuse.. I repeat… I completely refuse to allow you to cover up Modern Warfare 2 … I draw the limits there. If you refuse to move those decorations, I will petition the game maker to introduce a Modern Warfare mod that allows me to shoot at Santa and his elves.
Merry Christmas.
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