“Honestly, the details are too disgusting to release”
August 3, 2009
Man found passed out in toilet at Musikfest, and the police officer thought the details are just too gross to make public. Now Musikfest is a fun place at Bethlehem, PA. In fact I had my son there though he was not found hugging a port-a-pottie and hopefully never will. (see attached video).
A Sussex, N.J. man who did a little too much partying at Musikfest woke up in police custody, but as bad as that sounds it was a lot better than where they found him.
“Basically, they found him unconscious in a porta-potty,” said Bethlehem Police Lt. Joseph Kimock. “Honestly, the details are too disgusting to release.” According to the Allentown Morning Call
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