Organic Ad Agency has job open for re-tweeting
April 1, 2009
Happy April Fools.
Title: Re-Tweeter
Location: Any Location
Description
POSITION AVAILABLE: Sr. Contributor, Re-Tweeter
Organic is a leading digital communications agency. We work on everything digital – from websites to online marketing campaigns, from mobile applications to digital billboards. We are passionate about social media. Our clients include Chrysler LLC, Bank of America, Estee Lauder, and Ethan Allen.
Due to the exploding popularity of the social network Twitter, Organic is looking for an experienced re-tweeting specialist to spread the word for our clients. The right candidate will be a plug-n-play, self-starting go-getter who can tap into the Twitterverse, buzz, and tweet it back to the masses.
Position Summary
The Sr. Contributor, Re-Tweeter is primarily responsible for latching on to the current trends and regurgitating 140-character digests to their followers.
Work Experience and Skill Requirements
* Candidate must have no less than 432 followers
* Thumb-type skills at 30+ wpm
* Expert Haiku writers will have a leg up
* The ability to multitask—or at least appear as if you can
* Experience in deflecting responsibility/forwarding email/perfectly-crafted away messages
* A heartfelt belief that your endorsement lends authenticity to anything you find on the Internet
* A knack for making irrelevant data sound witty
* Robot-like skill in parsing @ signs, # signs, l337 5p33k and emoticons is a plus m(_ _)m
* Attention to detail optional
Education, Certification or Prior Work Requirements
* BS in Social Ecosystems
Visit http://cli.gs/E0Eqgs to see what we’re talking about today.
Feel free to re-tweet this posting. No third-party staffing inquiries please. Also worth noting, if you apply.. you get rickrolled :) hehhehe….
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