Getting Through Tough Economic Times
March 30, 2009
The U.S. Department of Health & Human Services is spending money developing a website telling people people not to cry and be sad over the economy being in the toilet. The Department of Health & Human Services is to offer an online emotional rescue kit. “Getting Through Tough Economic Times” will launch Tuesday with a media push across all platforms. Yet the Advertising Agency that was responsible for this PR disaster was not released in the leaked report…. because clearly some Advertising firm just got a major bailout package.
The waste of taxpayer website is meant to help people identify health concerns related to financial worries. The feds will warn of depression, suicidal thinking and other serious mental illnesses. It will raise warning flags for: Persistent sadness/crying; Excessive anxiety; Lack of sleep/constant fatigue; Excessive irritability/anger.
Because of course people will turn to the U.S. Department of Health & Human Services when thinking of killing themselves… rather than calling 911 or a friend or family member to call 911…
The guide will be available starting at midnight at http://www.samhsa.gov/economy
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