Please Retweet : George Parker needs $10,000
January 17, 2009
George Parker really needs 10,000 like yesterday. The Poisoned Dwarf (Sir Martin Sorrell of Advertising Agency WPP Group plc ) is running a “contest of sorts” where people are paying out the rear, literally to the tune of $10,000 to put a picture up behind him when he talks.
For $10,000 you can do an “on-screen” tribute to Sir Martin… Here’s the specs… Please send your 6” x 6” full-color tribute ad in JPG or PDF format, 300 dpi preferred. Type should be no smaller than 12 point, and we recommend limiting the word count for the best presentation. Email files to [email protected] or call 212.621.6815 with questions. Indicate “Gala On-screen Tribute” in subject.
We want George Parker to raise the funds to place the image behind Sir Martin’s tribute. All of us fully expecting some sort of Dwarf Picture with some Great Depression theme… or better.. to be the backdrop for Sir Martin’s gala.
Please contact George and see how you can wire a donation for the spectacle, trust me, it will be roughly as expensive as a movie ticket, yet provide more than 2 hours of laughs….
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