The Bachelorette Recap Week 3.1
“You get the dangers of steroid usage and really steroid overdose withdrawal from people saying things like ‘the girl I’m trying to date is nagging me, ‘” Evan said.
Daniel: “It’s like, you know, let’s just pretend you’re Hitler”. Johnson still ends up going home, and when it comes to the rose ceremony, Vinny Ventiera, Daniel Maguire, and James Fuertes reportedly end up without roses as well. Meanwhile, say goodbye to… diversity!!! Three men were eliminated, including Ali and Nick B, though Chad would get the hook later. Then, his make it or break it moment will play out at the hometown date. Here we see shots of barren trees, dirt trails, and the occasional wild bear. Meanwhile, Luke, Robby, and Derek are left without dates this week.
JoJo sits down with both guys and decides to finally get rid of Chad.
As for the other guys, I had a very different impression of them as the date went on. (Remember that firefighting challenge won by actual firefighter, Grant?) This time it’s football with “Former Pro Quarterback” Jordan, and ten other scrubs.
“I’m gonna cut everyone here’s legs off and arms off and then there’s going to be torsos and then I’m going to throw them in the pool and then I’m going to (censored) up this entire damn thing”. That resulted in an exchange that included Evan Bass asking for a sharpie to cross out Johnson’s name on the date card and more insults tossed between Jordan Rodgers, Alex Woytkiw and Johnson. After The Bachelor, she learned that you have to eat healthy, you have to take naps when you can, you have to keep in mind to take care of yourself because the production process is a really challenging one. It was awkward from the jump, because though Derek is afraid that Chad will do something insane, he’s not so intimidated that he won’t stand up to him and make him look ridiculous. He was seen declining to go on the date and even told other contestants to push through without him. Chad’s anger continued to get out of control and even punched a door. Things are not looking good for the human protein shake. But JoJo has admitted that she didn’t know the full extent of Chad’s insane behavior on Bachelorette 2016. I mean, if I hang out with you, it’s gonna make me look bad, too, right?
“Hay’s in the barn, dude”, Alex says. It was no longer Evan, who succeeded in whining to JoJo in episode 3, earning him a rose. JoJo asks. Alex accepts. Soon after, when they were all sitting around waiting for Alex and Chad to be summoned for their date, Chad walked into the room and sat down and they all sat in silence.
As Chad chewed (or broke) every piece of scenery, the other men focused much of their energy on attempting to take Chad down. Yes, we’re in for back-to-back episodes of The Bachelorette this week, so we don’t have to wait until next Monday to find out if Chad assaults someone else.